Well, the morons are in the race
A little behind but their keeping pace Running at a close last
I see it’s the idiots they finally passed don’ t pulls your bets: it’s not over yet
I see the imbeciles sneaking up on the left
Well, the outcomes unsure of a race finally won
But of the five judges only three have their thumbs We look to the other judges in the show
Both are quibbling so I don’ t think they know Now to the contestants to get their thoughts
Who really won, and what was the cost?
The moron explains that the sweat their eyes
Prevented them from seeing, but know the judges don’ t lie
While the idiot is sprawled out on the ground Their # 1 finger never went down
The imbeciles’ eyes were lit by his grin
Their only comment was “so I really did win”
